22 August 2008 – 11:26 am
At the Guggenheim museum, Bilbao (or is it a cat?).
20 August 2008 – 10:58 am
20 August 2008 – 10:40 am
I’ve been reading KLF-er and artist Bill Drummond‘s new book 17
, it’s fascinating in it’s surface honesty and deeper ambiguity as is most of his stuff. In it he mentions a video he shot, supposedly instead of doing what Alan McGee told him to do (make a promo for a single from his obscure album ‘The Man’). For all KLFologists, here it is:
[youtube:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MiwjnLGfvok]
Supposedly shocking “leaked” memo by Tony Blair to some of his New Labour buddies makes the Mail:
Shocking, to me, as the fool uses the word “dissed” without apparent irony.
Googlewacker and America crosser Dave Gorman has being trying to sort his broadband out this week — he’s written up two accounts of his dealings with BT tech support:
I kept hearing the following phrase:
“Your case has been escalated to the complex faults team but due to a system error the task has failed.”
I kept asking the helpdesk staff to explain what this ridiculous sentence meant. On every single occasion, they just repeated the phrase as if repeated listening would make its meaning transparent. Then, when locked in a two-hour conversation with one of them and having long reached a state of tetherlessness I started trying to break it down.
“What is the system? What is the error? What is the task and how has it failed?” I asked.
“Due to a system error the task has failed.”
“Yes. But I don’t know what that means. I need you to explain the words to me. What task has failed?”
Guess what? What it meant was: we’ve sent a message to the engineers but due to a cock up, the message hasn’t got through.
It goes on…
It’s not what you like
I’ve just finished reading a excerpt from Haruki Murakami‘s book about his obsessive running, and in particular a 100KM “ultramarathon” he completed (it’s taken me a while to get round to, it was in the Observer in July). He’s been one of my favourite authors in recent years, but something has disturbed me about finding out he was into running (a pastime I find incredibly dull).
I now feel the same way that you do when you find out a girl you like is a dog person rather than a cat person, or that someone likes Oasis, or watches Eastenders.
It’s not as bad a discovering someone votes tory tho’.