What’s shocking about watching the “live feed” of questions and answers from 118 118’s “ask anything you like service”, isn’t the illiteracy and stupidity of the questions — that’s a given — but the illiteracy, stupidity and plain ignorance of the answers:

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Is it a or b? No.

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Top line from second hit on google.

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No Mr Band, I expect you to be good in singing.

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“Jobs for a 15 year old? selling tablet and macaroon”

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Second google hit, after one telling you what the fern effect is.